FIX IT!

As Mom pulled out of Walmart's parking lot today, she noticed the sign.  It was stickered onto the back window of a car very much like Aunt Sue's.  It read, "You can't FIX stupid."  Mom knew this wasn't Aunt Sue because the car was red, and because the sign did not advertise Aunt Sue's business or attitude.  This was an attitude common to the people of Colorado's lower ARKansas Valley.